"I could carry your Mama up 4 flights of stairs with my dick"
hahahahahah ok now that I'm dun laughing, hah hey, but yo, since my momz is cremated in an urn I guess sure you could strap it on that little johnson a yours wit a bunjie cord an drag her ass up sum stairs, be my guest. Might get da po-po called on you, actually nah no one 'l be able ta see that shrivled up white stub without a magnifying glass an shit so hell indecent exposure is out da question. and here's some more good news fool, hahah you carry that urn around hangin from that stub a yours long enuff, i bet it might stretch out another 1/8 of an inch, dude that's like a 100% increase, right? fo sheezy!
keep it up dawg imagin one day it might be a quata inch!